LO-RES PICTURE OF A VIRTUAL TOILET RUG, FOR A VIRTUAL TOILET, FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT DONATE A DOLLAR
*dear consumer, please understand you will get absolutely "NOTHING" in return for your "purchase", although if you'd like to get technical, think of it this way, you can "buy" a small piece of my dignity for 1 simple dollar OR 0 simple dollars, the choice is yours. Think of all the stinky people you know, now please add me to that group of stinkies.
ABOUT SOFT SURPRISE
Here at Soft Surprise, we offer the best novelty garbage money can buy. We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. Finally, your wallet CAN afford you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️
Our soft goods are made with passion and care. Every item is 100% handcrafted, allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.
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