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2021 SEXY DONGLE CALENDAR - DONGLES GONE WILD

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MADE TO ORDER - Fulfilling orders every 2 weeks*

Do u ♥️love♥️ to FEEL HORNY? Do you wonder *when* you are in the time-space continuum? Are you tired of looking at the same sexy fireman calendar year after year? Try this on for size... DONGLES GONE WILD, SEXY DONGLE CALENDAR 2021!!!!!! A perfect gift for the aspiring dongle influencer in EACH and EVERY one of YOU.

Size : 11" x 17"

Material : Printed at home on uncoated cardstock and hand stapled by yours truly

Care: keep away from wet environments, paper is uncoated 

*FULFILLMENT SCHEDULE (will ship on the closet date from whenever you order)

Nov 1, 2020

Nov 15, 2020

Nov 29, 2020

Dec 13, 2020

Dec 27, 2020

Jan 10, 2021

Jan 24, 2021

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ABOUT SOFT SURPRISE

Here at Soft Surprise, we offer the best novelty garbage money can buy. We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. Finally, your wallet CAN afford you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️

Our soft goods are made with passion and care. Every item is 100% handcrafted, allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.

All work and images © Soft Surprise, LLC 2020, All rights reserved

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MADE TO ORDER - Fulfilling orders every 2 weeks*

Do u ♥️love♥️ to FEEL HORNY? Do you wonder *when* you are in the time-space continuum? Are you tired of looking at the same sexy fireman calendar year after year? Try this on for size... DONGLES GONE WILD, SEXY DONGLE CALENDAR 2021!!!!!! A perfect gift for the aspiring dongle influencer in EACH and EVERY one of YOU.

Size : 11" x 17"

Material : Printed at home on uncoated cardstock and hand stapled by yours truly

Care: keep away from wet environments, paper is uncoated 

*FULFILLMENT SCHEDULE (will ship on the closet date from whenever you order)

Nov 1, 2020

Nov 15, 2020

Nov 29, 2020

Dec 13, 2020

Dec 27, 2020

Jan 10, 2021

Jan 24, 2021

--------------------------------
ABOUT SOFT SURPRISE

Here at Soft Surprise, we offer the best novelty garbage money can buy. We just might have that perfect somethin' somethin' to "impress" your friends AND family. Our goods proudly reflect a timeless grandma aesthetic and D.I.WHY ethos. Finally, your wallet CAN afford you: popularity, approval, and possibly even...love❤️️

Our soft goods are made with passion and care. Every item is 100% handcrafted, allow for slight variances in color, size, shape etc.

All work and images © Soft Surprise, LLC 2020, All rights reserved